Here’s The Perfect Valentine’s Day Card For That Football Lover In Your Life

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, at least it beats the Darren Sharper one in which you’re apologizing for the rape.

Happy Valentine’s Day to all you poor bastards who got suckered into buying a dozen roses and giant fucking stuffed bear for roughly the same price of a roundtrip ticket to Sin City for that woman in your life who supposedly loves you. It’s going to be especially painful if that same woman gave up blow jobs for Lent, as today is also Ash Wednesday.

Any crap, here’s a Valentine’s Day card that should make the football lover in your life chuckle quite a bit. Well, at least it should make the ones who live south of Connecticut yuck it up.

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Goddamn, I miss football already…

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