Behold The Most Unfortunate Name At The Winter Olympics

semen pavlichenko

by Tommy Gimler

Only in this guy’s wet dreams will he be standing on the podium.

Meet Semen Pavlichenko, a Russian luger who is still competing at the Winter Olympics in PyeongChang, South Korea despite the fact that Russia was banned from competing at the Games because all of their athletes are half lab rat and half robot or some shit.

And since B.J. Cobbledick failed to make it out of regionals, it appears as though Pavlichenko is also the owner of the most unfortunate name at the Winter Games. I mean, cum on. Semen? Really?

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In case you’re wondering if Semen Pavlichenko is also an Urban Dictionary entry, you’ve come to the right place. It is not, but Semen Demon sure as shit is. Of course everybody knows that the Semon Demon is “a slut with an insatiable voracity for warm semen.”

Hey, the more you know…

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