It’s Official: Jaguars QB Blake Bortles Does NOT Have Dildos In His Bedside Table


by Tommy Gimler

He doesn’t keep them on the table for all to see either.

Blake Bortles might suck cock when it comes to playing the quarterback position, but that doesn’t mean he’s got a ton of massive fake cocks lying around his new pad to remind him of that. Or at least we know for sure that he doesn’t have them in his bedside table.

No condoms or games either, bitches.

So he’s got that going for him, which is nice…

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You have got to see this shit:

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