Fred Smoot Talking About The Vikings Love Boat And The Infamous Dildo Is A Must-Watch

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by Tommy Gimler

Hearing Peter King say “NFL orgy” is also pretty fucking funny.

On October 5, 2005, 17 Minnesota Vikings players boarded two house boats on Lake Minnetonka with prostitutes – excuse me, “working girls” – and had a night to remember. I mean, hell, thanks to the news reports and the internet, barring the onset of dementia, there’s no fucking way anybody will ever forget what happened.

And if that wasn’t the case before, it sure as shit is now thanks to the crew at Barstool Sports, who put together this amazing documentary about that infamous October night. Tell your boss that you had three spicy tuna rolls last night and you have to take a massive 15-minute shit, and go watch this thing in its entirety. And it won’t take you long to figure out that the star of the show is Fred “The Boat Captain” Smoot.

Enjoy.

Beautiful. Just beautiful. Whatever awards are out there for internet documentaries, just give them all to Barstool Sports.

In a related story, I’m pretty sure Fred Smoot talking about double-ended dildos will be my new ringtone for my father-in-law…

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You have got to see this shit:

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