The Bills Mafia Didn’t Do That Well With The Whole Table-Jumping Thing Yesterday

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by Tommy Gimler

If you’ve been paying attention to the NFL the last two years, you may have noticed that the product on the field is so pig shit awful that what happens off of it or before the game begins is becoming a much bigger story.

One could make an argument that you won’t find a better of example of that than what has been taking place in Buffalo. Sure, the Bills haven’t been mathematically eliminated from the playoffs yet, but let’s be honest – who gives a shit? The real story is what takes place in the parking lot before their home games, as it’s so intense that those crazy fuckers in red, white and blue have become known to the masses as the “Bills Mafia.”

If you have yet to hear of this phenomenon, well, congratulations on waking up from your coma. The Bills Mafia is all about plowing chicks on Corollas, taking the dizzy bat challenge and falling face first into a bus, fingering your girlfriend’s butthole in front of 70,000 other people and of course, jumping through a Costco folding table.

Yeah, that last one didn’t go too well for two Bills Mafia members Sunday morning before Buffalo beat Miami at New Era Field. Grab some popcorn and watch these fucking clowns do their thing:

Pouring the beer over that dude in the second clip was a nice touch. I mean, what’s he going to do, get up and kick your ass? Hell, he didn’t even know the name of the state he was in at that point much less the name of the guy who wasted half of his can of Natty Light on his back.

And if you’re in that guy’s family, be sure to send a clip of him stuttering for 30 seconds while asking your sister to pass the mashed potatoes at Christmas dinner in a week…

Wait, there’s more: At Least One Packers Fan Is Still Quite Salty About Anthony Barr’s Hit On Aaron Rodgers

You have got to see this shit:

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