Nick Saban Got More Write-In Votes For Alabama Senate Than Bozo The Clown, Phil From ‘Duck Dynasty’ And A Dead Guy


by Tommy Gimler

Man, people still love Ronald Reagan.

Doug Jones edged out accused underage-pussy chaser Roy Moore in the recent Alabama Senate election, but if you’re looking for anything more on that story, you’re in the wrong fucking place.

We’re here to talk about the 671 write-in votes from that election, and that alone is amazing when you consider the fact that 87 percent of the population in Alabama is illiterate. However, of those 671 write-in votes, eight of them were for Alabama Crimson Tide head coach Nick Saban.

Roll damn Tide, baby.

Who else received write-in votes from Alabama’s finest? You guessed it – Bozo the Clown, Ronald Reagan, Phil from Duck Dynasty, Bugs Bunny, Mr. Magoo and others. Phil actually had four people write in his name on the ballot while Bozo took home two write-in nods.

Also, shoutout to Buddy the Elf for still getting love in the form of one write-in vote 14 years after first gracing the big screen. And it’s good to see that there is still at least one Vince Gill fan on the planet. Here’s the complete list:

We were also going to give a shoutout to whoever wrote in “young boozer,” as we figured it was a 19-year-old kid who raided his old man’s liquor stash before voting for the first time. Well, it turns out that Young Boozer is actually somebody’s real name, and the dude has been the State Treasurer of Alabama since November 2010. Hey, the more you know…

Wait, there’s more: The Atlanta Hawks Are So Bad They Made A Woman Puke At Their Game Last Night

You have got to see this shit:

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