I’ll Say There Are Two Big Reasons Why This Girl Got Courtside Seats To Last Night’s Bulls-Cavs Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Tits, man. It always comes down to tits.

The Cleveland Cavaliers barely got by the visiting Chicago Bulls Thursday night 115-112, but odds are you missed it because watching any NBA game before Christmas is almost as pointless as showering before you take a shit. Well, unless you’re totally into grown men sweating out their hangovers and half-assing it for 48 minutes, then damn, you need to get whatever TV package the NBA is offering up these days and watch every goddamn game.

So if you’re going to get me to tune in to any part of an NBA game this week, you better have at least one good reason for more me to do so. Or two…

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Jesus Christ. Even Lexington Steele would feel tiny while sliding his blood lumber in between those yams.

In a related story, the chances of a woman with a cellphone cover like that not being batshit crazy is zero percent…

Wait, there’s more: Daryl Strawberry Said He Used To Hump Chicks Between Innings

You have got to see this shit:

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One Response to I’ll Say There Are Two Big Reasons Why This Girl Got Courtside Seats To Last Night’s Bulls-Cavs Game

  1. Vinny says:

    That’s a dude

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