Did Jameis Winston Give The Worst Pregame Speech Of All Time?

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by Tommy Gimler

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers once again find themselves in the cellar of their division, and one of the reasons why is because they’re being led by a goddamn moron.

Watch as quarterback Jameis Winston thought this speech was going to pump up his teammates so much that they were going to get a “W” in New Orleans.

Yeah, that didn’t do the trick, as the Bucs were curb stomped by Drew Brees and company to the tune of 30-10.

You may have noticed that there was only one dude who seemed to be motivated by whatever the fuck that was that came out of (and went into) Winston’s mouth, and the league might want to think about drug testing him ASAP. The rest of team just gazed at him with the same “This guy is a fucking lunatic” look that is still taking up most of our faces here at the DUD.

For starters, how many asses did Winston slap before sucking on his fingers like the star of a skin flick that comes out of some former Soviet republic? How many hours had gone by between the finger chow sesh and the last time he actually washed those digits? And more importantly, seriously, what the fuck was that that we just watched?

Of course, Winston and his Bucs teammates probably would have won the game if he just would have channeled his inner Lou Brown and given them something that resembled this gem. Seriously, pregame and preseason speeches don’t get any better than this.

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You have got to see this shit:

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