This Idiot On Tennessee Should Be Looking Forward To A Monday Of Up-Downs, Bear Crawls And Push-Ups

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by Tommy Gimler

You can’t fix stupid.

Throwing two middle fingers in the air and flipping off the Alabama faithful inside Bryant-Denny Stadium after your team returns an interception 97 yards for a touchdown – especially when that touchdown is the first one your team has scored in damn near a month, it came on defense, you’re losing 28-7 and you’re not even the motherfucker who picked off the pass – ranks high on the list of dumb fucking ideas somewhere between sticking your dick in a toaster and grabbing your grandma’s tits at a wedding.

Well, meet Tennessee’s Rashaan Gaulden. He did that earlier today in what turned out to be a 45-7 curb stomping.

Yeah, I’m going to go out on a limb and say giving that guy an academic scholarship to attend school was out of the question…

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You have got to see this shit:  

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