The Bills Mafia Was Once Again In Full Effect Today

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by Tommy Gimler

Buffalo’s 30-27 win over Tampa Bay today was nice, but who gives a shit? It was a home game, baby, so the only reason we’re doing a story on it is because the Bills Mafia was once again at the top of their game.

For starters, in most of America, I guess this would technically qualify as one of those #MeToo moments everybody has been talking about. But not outside of New Era Field, bitch. This is called foreplay:

They say love hurts, baby, and I guess sometimes it takes a few broken vertebrae before you finally know that she’s the one.

And hey, what would a Bills Mafia party be without somebody setting themselves on fire? Take it away, shitdick:  

Lovely. Let’s hope that guy goes on to have four or five kids.

But hey, on a positive note, at least the jersey that got burned to shit was of Sammy Watkins, who no longer plays for the Bills and whose career has also been as laughable as watching a Bills Mafia member light himself on fire…

Wait, there’s more: This Idiot On Tennessee Should Be Looking Forward To A Monday Of Up-Downs, Bear Crawls And Push-Ups

You have got to see this shit:

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