Jay Cutler Is A Bitch: The Wildcat Edition

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by Tommy Gimler

If you put a million bucks on Jay Cutler to win the MVP award this year, you’re an idiot, and it’s time to move to Mexico.

Odds are that much like the people of London, you didn’t give two shits about this morning’s Saints-Dolphins game. Or I guess you could say that you cared as little about waking up at 6:30 a.m. on the West Coast for it as Jay Cutler did about Dolphins head coach Adam Gase’s decision to send him wide for a play in the Wildcat formation.

Granted, Cutler didn’t end his retirement to come back and star as a receiver in the Wildcat, but dammit, man, it’s a team game. If Gase wants you play wideout for one play, be a man about it, fucking do it and have so much fucking fun you’ll need plastic surgery to remove your goddamn smile. Hell, if he wants you to throw 35 screen passes, you should be whistling Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah out of your asshole and appreciate the fact that somebody in the league still wants you to be their guy, you lucky fuck.

Cutler once again led his Dolphins comrades to a pig shit awful performance against a Saints defense who for the most part had been doing their best Jennifer Love Hewitt impression this year by letting opposing teams throw them down on their stomachs and have their way with them. Cutler’s final line was 20 of 28 for 164 yards and a pick.

Come to think of it, though, that’s actually a pretty good game for him…

Wait, there’s more: One-Hit Wonder Charlie Daniels Took A Stand And Didn’t Watch Thursday Night Football On Wednesday

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