Dolphins Offensive Line Coach Chris Foerster Snorting Cocaine Probably Isn’t The Best Look

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by Tommy Gimler

Will the “but you told me I was line coach” defense come into play and pay off?

Not this time.

Miami Dolphins offensive line coach Chris Foerster has resigned after a stripper released a video he sent to her of him doing several lines of snout candy while adding that he’d like to lick some of it off of her pussy.

The name of the hooker he sent that video to in what believe to be “confidence” is Kijuana Nige. Have a look, kids:

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Huh, looks like she probably wouldn’t have thrown Ned Yost under the bus if it would have been him who sent her a clip of him doing some lines of snow before the Winter Meetings.

Nige said she had a good reason for uploading the clip of Foerster doing a line of booger sugar. That reason? You guessed it: Because of the backlash the NFL players are getting for protesting during the national anthem.

I don’t know. Sounds to us like there was another reason for doing it: Because she’s fucking crazy. Almost as crazy as doing lines of blow before a meeting at an NFL facility, recording yourself doing so, sending that clip to a hooker and then expecting her not to show it to anybody when you’re reportedly the “highest paid coach in the NFL with a salary recorded between $2.5 million and $3 million.”

No word if Foerster had a coke habit before the Dolphins brought in Jay Cutler or if it was something he developed after the Dolphins brass revealed the news that that turd was the one his boys had to block for this year…

Wait, there’s more: You Won’t Find A Funnier Video This Weekend Than This One Of Nick Folk Sucking Balls

You have got to see this shit:

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