Tony Romo Won’t Fart In The Booth As Much As Phil Simms Did – The DUD’s 2017 NFL Preview Podcast

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by Tommy Gimler

Seriously, Romo is a lock to have better control of his gastrointestinal tract and bowel movements than Simms, and Nance will no doubt have a genuine appreciation for it all season long.

More likely to happen first, the Redskins change their name or Vontaze Burfict murders a player on the field? Will the first player arrested this year play for the Bengals, Cowboys, Vikings or Chargers? Who’ll win the Austin Collie award for suffering the season’s first concussion? Will Raiders punter Marquette King win the Josh Gordon Award for being the first player to get suspended for substance abuse?

Those are obviously the most important questions NFL fans are asking hours before the 2017 NFL season kicks off in Foxboro. Thankfully, Justin Gilbert, Barry Murphy and Dutch McTavish sat down with DUD creator Tommy Gimler to answer all of those questions and more, and they’ll give you their best win total over/under bets you can use to make your bookie your bitch once again this year.

Tell your fat wife to take a fucking hike, and enjoy the next hour of debauchery…

Man, I have got to have this shit on iTunes…

Wait, there’s more: Probably The Funniest Fantasy Football Preview You’ll Get With Just Two Days Left Before The Season Starts

You have got to see this shit:

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