Today Was Such A Slow Sports Day That All We Have Is A Minor Leaguer Getting Hit In The Head With His Own Foul Ball

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by Tommy Gimler

We need football so fucking bad right now. Hell, I’d even settle for the Browns versus the Bengals.

After spending ten hours soaking up beer farts, assless chaps and nipple pasties in Sturgis today, I expected to come back to my hotel room and find at least four or five solid sports stories to choose from for tonight’s post.

Yeah, that wasn’t the case.

Instead, we have the equivalent of walking in on your 92-year-old grandfather trying to wipe his ass. Here’s Nick Zammarelli of the Clinton LumberKings fouling off a ball that somehow makes its way back down and drills him on his dome.


Let’s pray that something better like Brett Favre reaching back out to Jenn Sterger happens tomorrow…

Wait, there’s more: A Pirates Fan Got Drilled In The Nuts By A Home Run Friday Night

You have got to see this shit:

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