Shoutout To Dayton’s Sam Miller For Pissing In His Jail Cell And Then Getting His Ass Kicked By Another Inmate

sam miller mugshot

by Frank Rhombus

Well, at least he got his money’s worth.

Hey, odds are you best recognize the name Sam Miller from the phrase, “Who the fuck is Sam Miller?” But now you’re going to know hims as the 20-year-old Dayton basketball player who was arrested Sunday morning in the town of Beavercreek, Ohio for being a real shitdick.

The junior forward averaged just 4.5 points and 2.3 boards a game for the Flyers last year, and he apparently thought that was baller enough to be a gigantic asshole inside Caddy’s Taphouse, where he allegedly got cutoff by a female bartender. She definitely made the right call because Miller responded by knocking all of the glassware off the bar and then allegedly shoving her. He then pushed a security officer, who then took Miller to the ground until police arrived.

Once police arrived on the scene, Miller was taken into custody and charged with disorderly conduct and underage consumption before being placed in a holding cell inside Greene County Jail in Xenia.

And that’s when the party really started. From WHIO:

At Greene County Jail, Miller was placed in holding cell No. 1 and then urinated on the floor, the police report said.

John Watkins Jr. was brought in after being arrested by the Ohio State Patrol on OVI charge. According to the report, Watkins stated he didn’t want to be placed in the same cell where Miller had urinated. Watkins Jr. was informed the cell was being disinfected and cleaned and that would be his housing until he could be booked.

At 2:45 a.m, the report states, Miller and Watkins Jr. were seen fighting on a security camera in the cell. The video showed Miller walking over to Watkins and slapping him, the report said. Staff members were called to break up the fight. Miller was taken to Greene Memorial Hospital emergency room for evaluation. He had blood coming out of his nose and a bump on his forehead, the report said.

The best part about it? You guessed it. There’s video of Miller in just his boxers after he pissed in cell getting his ass kicked by Watkins. Enjoy:

And that, kids, is why Miller is playing for Dayton instead of somebody relevant. He might be 6’9″ and 238 pounds, but he obviously fights like a bitch. I mean, “slapping” another inmate? Dude, everybody knows that if you’re going to start shit in the clink and be victorious, you need to either throw some haymakers or shank somebody.

Otherwise, you end up with a picture on the World Wide that makes you look like you spent the night at Chris Brown’s house:

sam miller mugshot

Wait, there’s more: Bengals LB/Shitdick Vontaze Burfict Already In Midseason Form, Takes Cheap Shot At Teammate Coming Off ACL Surgery

You have got to see this shit:

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