Josh Holsey Has A Special Message For His High School English Teacher

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by Tommy Gimler

His punctuation might suck balls, but the point of his message is still very clear.

Cornerback Josh Holsey was drafted by the Washington Redskins in the seventh round of this year’s NFL Draft, something that his high school English teacher apparently never saw coming.

Just where did Holsey’s teacher think he would be right now instead of in Redskins training camp? Yup, you guessed it: Jail.

And here’s a screenshot of it that made the local news in the DC area Saturday night:

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Great stuff. Now here’s our take on it:

1) For starters, yes, it’s Twitter, but if you’re going to take a shot at your English teacher, then you might want to make sure that your spelling, grammar and punctuation are motherfucking tip-top, bro. I mean, I’m not sure what you’re trying to accomplish with that space between motivation and the exclamation point, but that’s a character that definitely could have been wisely used on one of the quotation marks that are necessary there…

2) Let’s hope you didn’t just jinx yourself, bud, as there is plenty of time left at this point of your life to wind up in the clink. After all, Ray Lewis didn’t murder anybody until his fourth year in the league…

Wait, there’s more: The Man With The Largest Pecker In The World Lives In…Appleton, Wisconsin?

You have got to see this shit:

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