Guy Throws First Pitch At Red Sox Game And Drills A Cameraman Right In The Cock And Balls

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by Tommy Gimler

Im-pecker-able aim, buddy.

According to Barstool Sports, 17-year-old Jordan Leandre is a cancer survivor who used to sing the national anthem at Fenway Park and then run around the bases, but as they so eloquently put it, now he’s “going into his senior year of high school, and in his spare time, he throws out first pitches at photographers’ dicks.”

All right, Jordan. Fire it in there:

Surprisingly, despite the fact that he took a tightly-wound ball of cork and cowhide to his beanbag, the cameraman still managed to get a great shot of Leandro’s “effort.”

Hey, shake it off, Jordan. All that matters is that you beat cancer, and that means you can do anything else that you set your mind to. Like throwing a baseball at a cameraman’s dick, for example…

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You have got to see this shit:

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