Bengals LB/Shitdick Vontaze Burfict Already In Midseason Form, Takes Cheap Shot At Teammate Coming Off ACL Surgery

Wild Card Round - Pittsburgh Steelers v Cincinnati Bengals

by Tommy Gimler

It’s official: If you’re an old man walking down a flight of stairs and you hear Cincinnati Bengals linebacker Vontaze Burfict behind you, you might as well just throw yourself down the rest of the steps so at least you know when it’s coming.

It’s no secret that Burfict is more than just a tad fucked up in the head. Whether it’s taking a cheap shot at Antonio Brown’s dome after he tries making a catch over the middle in a playoff game or going after Martellus Bennett’s knees while he’s nowhere near the ball or intentionally stepping on LeGarrette Blount’s ankle after he scores a touchdown or twisting the ankles of Cam Newton and Greg Olsen or driving his knee into a quarterback’s head or…Jesus, I briefly forgot about how big of a turd this guy really is.

Come to think of it, Cincinnati is actually the perfect place (well, other than Dallas) for this clown.

And apparently, even if you’ve got a Bengals jersey on, you’re not immune to Burfict’s shitdickery these days. Watch as Burfict goes low on running back Giovani Bernard at Bengals training camp today:

Now sure, at first glance that tackle seems rather harmless, even when you take into consideration that Bernard is making his way back from an ACL tear. But as our good pal Andy Ostroff likes to say, here’s the thing: It was a non-tackle drill.

Obviously, most of the Bengals offensive unit wasn’t happy about Burfict’s dick move. Neither was Bengals running backs coach Kyle Caskey, who threw a few f-bombs in Burfict’s direction, something that Burfict didn’t take too kindly to. Another look at the video shows that Burfict obviously didn’t care for Caskey’s language, and he even goes as far as shoving him, which obviously leads to a mini-scrum.

So there you have it. Is this huge news? Of course not. It involves the Cincinnati Bengals, for Christ’s sake…

Wait, there’s more: Cowboys DE David Irving Had His Nipple Ring Yanked Out At Practice This Week

You have got to see this shit:

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