A Pirates Fan Got Drilled In The Nuts By A Home Run Friday Night

pirates fan hit in balls by home run

by Tommy Gimler

An “unfortunate place,” indeed.

Odds are you missed the Pirates-Padres game at PNC Park Friday night because you were busy doing anything else, but that means you missed this poor Pirates fan take a home run ball to the nards off the bat of Carlos Asuaje, you know, as in “Who in the fuck is Carlos Asuaje?”


Just further proof that nice guys finish last, right there. I mean, the poor fucker is trying to do the right thing and not reach over the yellow line and interfere with the ball, and what does he get for it? That’s right. A tightly wound ball of yarn and cowhide to the dick.

Unfortunately, even though his shirt says “Raise It,” I don’t think he’s going to be able to that for quite a while. Get well as soon as possible, bro…

Wait, there’s more: Turd Mets Pitcher Hansel Robles Walks Three Rockies In A Row And Throws Last Pitch To The Backstop To Lose Game

You have got to see this shit:

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