Which Athlete’s Wife Is Sporting These Magnificent Boobs?

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by Tommy Gimler

Here’s something that should help you appreciate the worst sports day of the year.

How slow is the Wednesday following the MLB All-Star Game? Well, let’s put it this way: I just bet on a WNBA game and lost.

But just because today sucks in terms of sports, that doesn’t mean you can’t find ways to enjoy it, and personally, I think the best way to do that is to look at a few sets of tits. That should cheer up the majority of heterosexual male sports fans on a day like today.

Here’s how it works. I’m going to post a picture of some woman’s yams. Then you guess who they belong to and the name of the athlete she’s plowing. It’s almost as easy as Jennifer Love Hewitt. Here we go…

Mystery Boobs:

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Those are nice boobs. Take a guess and then move on to another set of jugs. All of the answers will be revealed at the bottom of the post…

Mystery Boobs #2:

hannah davis

Those are also nice boobs. Take another guess and then wait to find out who they belong to at the bottom of the post…

Mystery Boobs #3

jessie james

Yeah, if I was a boxer, I would bounce those things like Sugar Ray Leonard. Take a guess as to who they belong to and then prepare yourself for some more tits…

Mystery Boobs #4

Leila-Lopes

By the way, this post is probably NSFW. In a related story, those are marvelous titties. Take a guess and get ready for one more set of mystery boobs…

Mystery Boobs #5

lebron james mom

I’ll be honest: This one is going to be tougher than the rest of them. Now scroll down and let’s see who all of these tits belong to…

 

 

 

Answers

1) Those tits belong to Kate Upton, who of course is getting jackhammered by Justin Verlander (just not on days he pitches).

2) Those cans belong to Hannah Davis, who of course is receiving tons of gift baskets (and allegedly herpes) from Derek Jeter every time he plows her.

3) Those tig ol’ bitties belong to Jessie James, who gets wrecked on a regular basis by Tennessee Titans receiver Eric Decker.

4) Osi Umenyiora might be out of the game now, but the former New York Giants defensive end still shoves his face between those yabos from time to time because they belong to his wife Leila Lopes.

5) Unless you’re Delonte West, then odds are you didn’t guess that those hooters belong to LeBron James’s mom Gloria.

Wait, there’s more: A Kid Finally Got Drilled Shagging Balls During The Home Run Derby

You have got to see this shit:

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