Some Dude Offered Justine Kish $15K For Her Shit-Filled Shorts

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by Frank Rhombus

Yup, it’s that slow of a news day.

Justine Kish shit herself in the octagon during UFC Fight Night last Sunday, and now some dude apparently wants that shit hanging in his man cave.

From The Bloody Elbow:

“The most lucrative offer I’ve got is someone messaged me and said, ‘hey, we would love to pay’ — because I didn’t get my winnings. I would say I returned back with half of what I would have liked to have had, and so the most lucrative was, ‘hey, I would like to buy whatever kind of winnings you lost, I would like to buy your shorts for that same amount to hang them up and blah, blah blah in my man cave.’”

“I was like, this is disgusting. There are some really disgusting people out there,” Kish said. “And so they offered me $15,000 for my shorts.”

“Some man that wanted a man cave with my shorts – he has like a UFC (shrine). He gave me his name, his email address, all these things. I really don’t want to give too much details, but that was the most lucrative offer and I’m not gonna… I mean, why?” she explained. “People are saying, ‘send them over, just go do it.’ I’m like, ‘oh, alright. Well I’ll give him my information, but I don’t see how this is actually real.’”

So, yeah. The NFL can start back up any time now…

Wait, there’s more: Is This A July 4th Recipe Or Something Gross On Urban Dictionary?

You have got to see this shit:

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