Cowboys DE David Irving Had His Nipple Ring Yanked Out At Practice This Week

David Irving

by Frank Rhombus

Dude, it’s the NFL, not Key West.

Dallas Cowboys defensive end David Irving is going to miss the first four games of the upcoming season for failing a drug test, and that’s probably going to wind up being a blessing since he…wait for it…got his nipple ring torn out of his nipple and now that nipple won’t close up.

Can’t say that we feel sorry for this fucking guy or for a dude who wears a pair of $100,000 earrings while jet skiing and then loses one of them out on the lake. You’re simply playing with fire, Scarecrow. It’s like going bareback with Chuck Sheen and then expecting an ounce of sympathy when you wake up a month later with AIDS.

The good news is that we have footage of Irving getting his tit ring pulled out his, well, tit:

Mmmm. Tasty…

Wait, there’s more: Watch This Kid Get Drilled By A Foul Ball At The Cubs-White Sox Game

You have got to see this shit: 

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