This Race Between ‘The Freeze’ And A Cocky Braves Fan Is By Far The Best Sports Video Of The Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Well, unless you count the one I watched this morning in which a busty coed strapped on a baseball bat and gave it to a MILF dressed up as teacher for the better part of eight minutes. Then it’s a distant second place.

Odds are you missed the Mets-Braves game Friday night because you were busy doing anything else, but that means you missed what has to be the best between innings promotion we’ve seen since some kraut in Milwaukee decided to dress up a few peeps as sausages and have them run around the diamond.

The Braves dressed up former college track star and current grounds crew member Nigel Talton as “The Freeze” and then gave his opponent the kind of head start that is usually reserved for kids with Down Syndrome. And then this happened:

And that, guys, is why you never celebrate until the job is done. I mean, just because the girl gets naked first doesn’t mean you can break out into song and dance just yet, as all it takes is just one look at your Irish pecker and those clothes will go right back on before she runs down the stairs laughing while tweeting her friends.

According to The Washington Post, Talton ran for Iowa Wesleyan, where he broke a 23-year-old record during his freshman year before transferring to Shorter University. He said that his ultimate goal is to run for Team USA at the 2018 world indoor championships in England.

Best of luck to Talton and his dream of running for America. In the meantime, we hope he enjoys the plethora of Cobb County pussy that comes his way over the next month or so. I mean, if you don’t think that video wrecked a record number of panties over the weekend down there, think again…

Wait, there’s more: Be Sure To Check Out ‘The Cummy’ In Theaters This Weekend

You have got to see this shit:

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