This Insane Putt Sums Up Just How Well Things Went For Justin Thomas At The US Open Today

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by Tommy Gimler

Nice fucking pants, brah.

Justin Thomas, who you might best recognize from the phrase, “Who in the hell is Justin Thomas?”, set a US Open single round record in relation to par at Erin Hills Saturday afternoon by firing a 9-under 63.

What does it take to walk into the clubhouse with such a historic round in your back pocket? Well, putts like this sure as shit help the cause:

In case your eyes work about as well as Stevie Wonder’s, check out the route Thomas took to make birdie on the fifth:

justin thomas putt

I believe the professional term for a putt like that is “fucking brilliant.”

Thomas finished at -11 for the tourney and is within one shot of your leader Brian Harman, who you might best recognize from the phrase, “Who in the hell,” well, you know where we’re going with this…

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You have got to see this shit:

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