New Dallas Mavericks Stud Dennis Smith Jr. Once Tweeted About ‘Slangin’ His Wood


by Tommy Gimler

It appears as though last night’s ninth overall pick is talented both on and off the hardwood.

Say what you want about Markelle Fultz and Lonzo Ball, but the best player taken during last night’s NBA Draft might be calling Dallas home for the next few years, as Mark Cuban and company selected Dennis Smith Jr. out of NC State with their first round pick. Smith was named ACC Freshman of the Year last season after averaging 18.5 points per game to go along with an ACC-best 6.3 assists per contest, so he’s obviously amazing at this hoops game.

He’s also apparently amazing at “slangin” his cock in his drawers:

Now before you get your panties in a bunch and wonder aloud as to how in the hell he could be so damn stupid by tweeting something like that before the biggest night of his life, keep in mind that he tweeted that when he was just 14 years old. And sure, a logical follow-up question might have to do with why in the hell a 14-year-old kid needs to be on Twitter, but first stop and think about what you were doing with your life at the age of 14.

I for one was telling my parents I couldn’t go to my uncle’s funeral because I had basketball practice, even though the real reason was because I had just discovered how to get the Playboy Channel and wanted to spend the evening punching my clown instead of sitting in church next to my uncle’s corpse.

Nobody is immune from making bad decisions at that age, but let’s hope Smith has learned something and refrains from tweeting anything like that in the future, just like I have attended every other one of my uncle’s funerals since then…

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You have got to see this shit:

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