Our Guess Is That James Harrison Would Break Both Of Your Mom’s Hips If He Plowed Her

james harrison hip thrust

by Frank Rhombus

Well, unless of course she’s racist and wouldn’t give the poor guy a chance.

In case you’ve been in a coma the last 14 years, let us inform you that Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker James Harrison is a goddamn beast. At the age of 38, Harrison is signed on to play another two years of football at the professional level, and if his 81 1/2 career sacks aren’t enough to convince you that he can bring the fucking pain on and off the playing field, well, maybe these hip thrusts will:

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Yeah, hide your fucking mothers and daughters, Pittsburgh. I don’t think any life insurance policy covers getting wrecked by that…

Wait, there’s more: You’ll Never See A Golfer More Pissed At Himself Than Matt Kuchar Was After This Terrible Shot

You have got to see this shit:

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