If You Were David Ross, Would You Rather Have Had That Dancer Fart Or Queef In Your Face?

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by Tommy Gimler

If Grandpa Ross gets pink eye this week, then I guess we’ll know for sure which hole that came out of.

Adam Feuerberg joins Tommy Gimler in studio, and the boys have a full plate of NFL Draft stories and David Ross taking either a fart or queef to the face on DWTS.

Feuerberg is fresh off a trip to Nashville while Tommy is fresh off a weekend of cousin-fucking music at Stagecoach in the desert, where picking your nose is cool as long as you don’t wipe your boogers on the back of a one-legged girl like the NFL Commissioner did. Plus, Mel Kiper sucked balls once again but somehow kept his job, Tony Richardson can’t spell “Jets,” and Adam Jones had a bag of peanuts thrown at him. ‘Merica!

Oh, man! I’ve got to have this shit on iTunes… 

Wait, there’s more: Here’s An Umpire Getting Drilled In The Nuts By A Santiago Casilla Fastball

You have got to see this shit:

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