Can You Find The Big Black Dildo In This Picture The Mets Tweeted Friday Night?

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by Tommy Gimler

If you thought Yoenis Cespedes swung a big stick, wait until you see this fucking thing.

Odds are you missed Friday night’s Marlins-Mets game because you were busy doing anything else, but that means you missed New York erase a six-run deficit and stun Miami 8-7 thanks in large part to T.J. Rivera, who you might best recognize from the phrase, “Who in the hell is T.J. Rivera?”

Well, Rivera is making the most of his opportunity at first base for the Metropolitans while Lucas Duda deals with a stress fracture in his back, which sounds almost as painful as being in the same room with Kanye West for five minutes. During Friday night’s comeback victory, Rivera not only homered early in the game but also drove in two runs with a double in the Mets’ five-run seventh inning.

Naturally, Rivera was all smiles after his heroics, and he even posed for a picture in the clubhouse while wearing a crown. The Mets social media team found the picture to be so enjoyable that they threw it up on their Twitter page, but they did so not knowing that the most enjoyable part of the picture had nothing to do with Rivera or his crown.

So then just what was the most enjoyable part of the picture? Yup, you guessed it: There was a big black dildo hanging out in catcher Kevin Plawecki’s locker.

Jesus Christ. 12 bucks says that thing is bigger than Plawecki’s forearm.

For what it’s worth, Plawecki is batting a paltry .209 for his career, which means he might want to spend more time in the batting cage and less time shopping for and playing with gigantic fake dicks if he wants to remain in the Show…

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You have got to see this shit:  

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