The Utah Jazz Mascot Pulverizing A Clippers Fan In A Bubble Ball Who Bashed A Kid Is Pretty Tits

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by Tommy Gimler

Having a bear as a mascot for the Utah Jazz makes almost as much sense as, well, having “Jazz” as the nickname for a basketball team in Utah.

I mean, when was the last time you heard somebody come back from a trip to Utah and say, “But do you know what I liked best about Utah? The jazz music?”

Any crap, Jazz Bear was doing his thing on the court in Utah’s 105-98 victory over the Clippers yesterday, and that apparently included looking over a game of bubble ball or whatever the hell the kids are calling it when you jump inside of a big plastic bubble and run around like a hamster and try to hit other people in bubbles.

Or if you’re a Clippers fan, it means you look for a child on the court with you and then show that little fucker who’s boss in front of 20,000 Mormons. Let’s see how that turned out for him:

Sure, maybe that was scripted like every viral “kiss cam” video or NBA playoff game you see these days, but still, that was pretty damn funny. But if it wasn’t, then that dude just learned the hard way that a 25-year-old dude whose faith doesn’t allow him to have sex for another 12 years or some shit dressed up as a bear can be almost as lethal as the real thing…

Wait, there’s more: After The Predators Won Their FIRST ROUND Series, These Dipshits Flipped A Car To Celebrate

You have got to see this shit:

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