Some Woman Getting Plowed Across The Street From The Sarasota Open Was Screaming So Loud That Everyone Could Hear It

sex noises during tennis match

by Frank Rhombus

“It can’t be that good!”

Odds are you missed Tuesday night’s opening round match between Frances Tiafoe and Mitchell Krueger at the 2017 Elizabeth Moore Sarasota Open because you were busy doing anything else, but that means you missed two people humping loud enough across the street that everybody – including the two players – inside the tennis complex could hear them bumping uglies.

Our guess is that the woman was either fucking somebody other than her husband for the first time in 12 years or she found herself on a casting couch with Lexington Steele, but either way, the screaming starts at about the 13-second mark and then comes back around at the 1:48 mark.


Well, that’s one way to get us to watch tennis.

Tiafoe is supposed to be the next big thing in American tennis, and if his game is anything like his sense of humor, the dude seems poised to be a goddamn champion. He wound up beating Krueger 6-3, 6-2, but let’s be honest: You couldn’t give two shits. The only reason you watched the video was to hear some broad getting getting jackhammered, and yup, we’re right with you on that one…

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You have got to see this dick shot:

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