So We’re Pretty Sure Texas Rangers Fans Are Sick Of Sam Dyson Blowing Games

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by Tommy Gimler

Here’s one guy you won’t find on the list of guys who can plow my sister.

Texas Rangers closer Sam Dyson was actually trending on Twitter last night and this morning, and when your team blows a 5-0 seventh inning lead, that’s obviously not a good thing.

While the season is younger than a girl R. Kelly fancies urinating on, it’s safe to say that Dyson has been nothing short of pig shit awful this year. And it appears as though Rangers fans have already had enough his shitdickery:

Rangers manager Jeff Banister stopped short of saying he would remove Dyson from the closer’s role, but he did say that the Rangers “can’t continue to lose games like this.”

Well then, Jeff. I think we all know what you need to do…

Wait, there’s more: Just Checking In Annnnnnnd Carlos Gomes Is Still Fucking Garbage

You have got to see this shit:

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