Here Are More Sam Dyson Hate Tweets Because Oh, Why Not?

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest: I have a better shot of humping Kate Upton at Justin Verlander’s wedding than Sam Dyson does at closing out another Rangers game in a save situation this year.

Dyson blew his third save of the season Sunday afternoon when he gave up two runs in the bottom of the ninth that lead to a Mariners win and three-game sweep. Texas fans were already hot when he blew a game against the Angels earlier this week, and they were none too pleased about his latest “effort” today.

Here are some the best offerings from people who are taking time out of their Easter Sunday to take shots at Dyson instead of eating ham with their grandpa. Enjoy…

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You have got to see this shit:

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