Here Are More Sam Dyson Hate Tweets Because Oh, Why Not?
by Tommy Gimler
Let’s be honest: I have a better shot of humping Kate Upton at Justin Verlander’s wedding than Sam Dyson does at closing out another Rangers game in a save situation this year.
Dyson blew his third save of the season Sunday afternoon when he gave up two runs in the bottom of the ninth that lead to a Mariners win and three-game sweep. Texas fans were already hot when he blew a game against the Angels earlier this week, and they were none too pleased about his latest “effort” today.
Here are some the best offerings from people who are taking time out of their Easter Sunday to take shots at Dyson instead of eating ham with their grandpa. Enjoy…
I don’t know why Rangers fans are upset with Sam Dyson. His ERA has dropped from 33.00 earlier this week to 27.00#progress
— Mike Barnes (@MikeB_KVUE) April 17, 2017
A friend of mine threw his Sam Dyson jersey in the trash. The trash can wouldn’t close after that.
— Mitchell Bunn (@TheRealBunn13) April 17, 2017
Does Sam Dyson own Whataburger? They never close either.
— lor (@leaux_tx) April 17, 2017
Glad I was on the road instead of watching the daily aneurysm known as Sam Dyson #Rangers
— John Bishop (@JohnCarlBishop) April 17, 2017
Attention any MLB team: I’ll trade you Sam Dyson for a juice box and a cookie.
— Zach Fisher✭ (@therealfish_97) April 17, 2017
Me after the Stars season: Well at least baseball season can’t be any more painful than that.
Sam Dyson: Hold my beer.
— Alexandra Bray (@Alex_Bray10) April 17, 2017
Went to church with a Sam Dyson jersey on. Didn’t get saved…
— Logan (@LoganWestbrooks) April 17, 2017
I’ve come to think that sam Dyson just doesn’t like Cole Hamels and does this on purpose
— Cabbage3 (@EndresBrady) April 17, 2017
It is Easter and Sam Dyson still sucks.
— Chris (@smitty1789) April 17, 2017
An update look at Sam Dyson’s Wikipedia page. pic.twitter.com/tEeB2Pc6d8
— Sam (@WhatsanIsett) April 17, 2017
Happy Easter everyone except you Sam Dyson. Get ur S together man.
— Badmoon407 (@Badmoon407) April 17, 2017
I was tweeting about Sam Dyson and now I can’t close the app
— Austin Nance (@AustinNance14) April 17, 2017
“Shit Rockets” – Sam Dyson pic.twitter.com/drwqaIMi13
— patrick (@PatDStat) April 17, 2017
— Acosta24™ (@phillipacosta) April 17, 2017
— Daniel Barrera (@djbarrera53) April 17, 2017
Banister every time he tosses Sam Dyson out there… pic.twitter.com/z8zJcIjRWy
— Andrew Doak (@AndrewDoak_KAMC) April 17, 2017
Jesus rose from the dead after being crucified, but sam dyson cant close a game. cool beans
— Taylor Smith (@JediKnightSmith) April 17, 2017
Live look in on Sam Dyson pitching: pic.twitter.com/25Ms9EHAhB
— alex ⚜ (@arantalex2) April 17, 2017
When Sam Dyson blows another game: pic.twitter.com/a2dalMoBkO
— Jamison Amerine (@jdubb888) April 16, 2017
You know what Sam Dyson is!? https://t.co/dn8oHughv7
— Ariana Sweatshirt (@ArianaJackson14) April 16, 2017
When I see the Rangers calling for Sam Dyson pic.twitter.com/x9XUWbvRVW
— Aaron Gibson (@AaronMGibson97) April 16, 2017
— SportsDay Rangers (@dmn_rangers) April 16, 2017
Wait, there’s more: The Responses To The Chief Wahoo Protests Are Pretty Goddamn Funny
You have got to see this shit:
Dwyane Wade takes flight! pic.twitter.com/rdTKGcJLe4
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) April 16, 2017