Bold Choice By This Cincinnati Reds Prospect Who Did A Line Of Blow On Snapchat

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by Tommy Gimler

There are very few times in your life when you would have been better off taking a shit in the soda fountain at Arby’s than doing whatever it was that you just did.

For Cincinnati Reds prospect Ian Kahaloa, this was one of those times.

According to the four-letter, the Reds pitcher was one of eight players suspended Tuesday for 50 games because of a “second positive test for a drug of abuse.” While that “drug of abuse” is technically unknown, it wouldn’t take a genius or autistic kid to figure out that the substance is likely cocaine, and we’re saying that with confidence because here’s a video of Kahaloa doing a line of snout candy and then uploading it to SnapChat:

Ah, yes. Something in that clip was going to take him out, and it was going to be either a heart attack or diabetes.

Kahaloa is only 19 years old, so the good news is that he has plenty of time to stop being a shitdick. But since he has already failed two drug tests and he’s still more than a year away from being able to legally drink a can of Schlitz in Montana, he might want to think about hiring the same person who “cured” Amanda Bynes before it’s too late…

Wait, there’s more: Stephen Piscotty Got Hit By The Ball Three Times In One Inning Last Night

You have got to see this shit:

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