Markieff Morris Apparently Has Huge Nuts
by Tommy Gimler
If stereotypes are your thing, then odds are Washington Wizards forward Markieff Morris is likely sporting one giant piece of blood lumber.
And now we know for sure that his stones are actually boulders.
After sinking two clutch free throws late in Washington’s 112-108 victory over Golden State Tuesday night, Morris was asked about what he was thinking about while he was at the line.
His answer? You guessed it: His big nuts.
— Locked On Wizards (@lockedonwizards) March 1, 2017
Well, Markieff’s giggleberries must be bigger this year than ever before because he’s shooting a career best 82.3 percent from the charity stripe. Also, shoutout to his wife Thereza for dishing out positive vibes in the Morris household and complimenting her man on his gigantic grapes instead of whatever the hell this is…
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