Start Your Monday Off By Watching Boogie Cousins Get His Dick And Balls Grabbed By Buddy Hield

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by Tommy Gimler

Yeah, I’ll venture a guess that DeMarcus wasn’t there to finish the pick and roll this time around.

Odds are you missed last night’s game between the New Orleans Pelicans and Sacramento Kings because it was the New Orleans Pelicans taking on the Sacramento Kings. Hell for some of you, this is the first that you’re hearing about New Orleans having an NBA franchise again.

Well, they do, and they figuratively suck balls, which I guess is better than literally grabbing the ones attached to another man. Right, Buddy Hield?

Hield was slapped with a flagrant 2 and ejected from the game, and afterward, he had the balls (pun intended) to say that Cousins “sold it” and that the replay in slow-motion made it look worse than it was.

So there you have it, kids. Pelicans guard Buddy Hield is a huge asshole. I mean, who grabs any part of another man’s grapes or yogurt slinger and then thrown him under the bus after the game? Plus, throw in the fact that Cousins walks around in size 16s, and the chances that Hield grabbed something have to be nothing short of 100 percent…

Wait, there’s more: How About This Louisville Fan Who Ran Onto The Court And Into Miami’s Huddle Yesterday?

You have got to see this shit:  

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