Hi, I’m Colby Rasmus And I Look Like This On Purpose

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by Tommy Gimler

If you were to tell us that Tampa Bay Rays outfielder is now celibate, we’d have no choice but to believe you.

Apparently, somebody told the 30-year-old well-traveled ballplayer that this is what sexy looks like:

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Luckily for Rasmus, the majority of Florida girls are so hopped up on some kind of combination of battery acid, laundry detergent and meth that he should still have no problem sneaking in a hump sesh here and there. That is, of course, if he can find time after he’s done milking the cows and churning the butter…

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You have got to see this shit:

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