Looks Like Falcons And Patriots In Super Bowl This Year, Bro

New England Patriots v Atlanta Falcons

by Rakesh the Intern

Listen, bro. Both Packers and Steelers have flu. Sick shit, bro.

I’m telling you, bro. Last time Rakesh get the flu, I shit pants three times at my day job at Ralph’s before they finally send me home. Boss there say something like, “Sorry, bro. Just can’t have you bagging people’s Ruffles and lettuce while you have shit in pants.”

So based on that, you expect these Packers and Steelers to be able to go out and catch pigskin or throw football at high level? Think again, bro. Here is what you should be thinking this weekend if you want to make bookie your bitch:

NFC Championship Game – Take Falcons (-5) and OVER 61 Points

Check it out, bro. If these Falcons are going to win game, they are going to be putting up at least 33 point in this one. The last time they won game and did not score 30 point was way back in early October when they beat shit from pig Broncos team 23-16. This Matt Ryan can fuck my sister Anjali. I mean, why not, bro? Every other guy in Howrah has. But this Matt Ryan seems like guy who could get job done correctly. Since losing to Chiefs on December 4, this Matt Ryan has thrown 14 touchdowns and zero interceptions. He and his Falcons teammates made Seahawks defense look like worst defense in league last week, and put up 36 points in the process. By our calculations, my friend, that means they should put up 73 against Green Bay on Sunday. Load and lock up on Falcons and major points in this one, bro…

AFC Championship Game – Take New England (-6) and UNDER 51 Points

Look, bro. You remember two weeks ago when this rape quarterback Roethlisberger was in walking boot? Rakesh sure as shit does. He won’t be able to scramble like crazy man against this underrated New England defense. Plus, this Tom Brady is just a born winner, bro. He probably look at this Steelers defense other than James Harrison and say, “I’ve never heard of any of these fucking guys, bro.” Well, neither have we, and if you’re expecting a no-name defense to beat Tom Brady and the boys tomorrow, then you are crazier than Uncle Kunal, and we once caught this guy fucking goat at family reunion. Sick shit, bro…

Wait, there is more, bro: Green Bay At Atlanta In The NFC Championship Game: A Closer Look

You have got to see this shit, bro:

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