Can Somebody Tell Us What In The Hell Devonta Freeman Said In This Postgame Interview?

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by Frank Rhombus

Say what, meow?

Let’s not sugarcoat what went down in Hotlanta yesterday, as the Falcons took the Packers’ pearly whites, placed them against the curb along one of the city’s Peachtree streets, and stomped on their domes like they were trying to put out an electrical fire. I mean, I haven’t seen an ass pounding like that since Ava Devine decided to take three BBCs in her two-hole.

That’s right, kids. The Atlanta Falcons are going to the Super Bowl and deservedly so. That offense is clicking right now like the kid from Botswana who drove me to the airport last week, and that defense is hitting harder than Chris Brown after he walks in on a chick going through his phone. So despite being a 40-to-1 longshot to win the Lombardi Trophy before the season began, it’s understandable why they now have a great chance of winning the franchise’s first championship on February 5.

What’s not understandable? You guessed it: Whatever the hell Devonta Freeman said to this reporter after his team’s 44-21 beatdown of the Packers. Listen in and try your best to figure it out:

1-1-6 b? I mean, was he auditioning for Sesame Street? I guess I’ll let Samuel L. Jackson take it from here:

Look, it’s another cold and rainy day here in dreary Southern California. If you’re looking to have some fun, let that Freeman video play in front of an Amazon Echo and see what Alexa has to say in response. My guess is that it will self-destruct…

Wait, there’s more: Look How Much Fun They Had At A Division II Hoops Game Last Weekend

You have got to see this shit:

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