This Dickhead Wake Forest Football Radio Announcer Was Allegedly Leaking His Own Team’s Game Plans To Opponents


by Tommy Gimler

What. A. Dick.

According to the four-letter, the Wake Forest Demon Deacons have fired football radio announcer Tommy Elrod because he’s a piece of shit. Allegedly.

More specifically, the former Wake Forest player and assistant coach was caught by the university after he allegedly either “provided or attempted to provide confidential game preparations to opponents several times starting in 2014,” most notably this year when Wake Forest traveled to Louisville in November and got curb stomped by the Cardinals to the tune of 44-12.

Demon Deacons head coach Dave Clawson said he was pissed that Elrod violated the team’s trust after he was given full access to his players, practices, film room and team functions. Why Elrod allegedly went rogue is probably only something his bitch ass would be able to tell you, but even my retarded uncle would say to look at the fact that Elrod was coaching the Wake Forest football team in some form for 11 years until Clawson came around in 2014, and odds are he was more than a little butthurt after not being asked to stay onboard.

What’s next in store for Elrod is anybody’s guess, but if you’re his wife, odds are you’re going to want to make sure you make that chicken parmesan exactly the way he likes it. I mean, if not, he might try to sell the tit pics you sexted him last year to his next-door neighbor. And if you’re either of his kids, you better make sure you get your homework done before dinner and not give him any lip because if you do, he’ll probably drive to school and tell all of your friends about the time you shit your pants four times while watching cartoons.

Seriously, fuck this guy. His actions are almost as embarrassing as the fact that Louisville was allegedly given Wake Forest’s game plan and could only put up 13 points through three quarters…

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You have got to see this shit:

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One Response to This Dickhead Wake Forest Football Radio Announcer Was Allegedly Leaking His Own Team’s Game Plans To Opponents

  1. anon says:

    This guy has a family, too…. What he did may have been wrong. But this type of wrong doesn’t help anyone. Please, consider that.

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