Rougned Odor Apparently Has A Younger Brother With The Same Fucking Name And He’s In Deep Shit For Jerking Off Another Dude

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by Frank Rhombus

And just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse for the Texas Rangers second baseman’s sibling, it appears as though the “victim” is a teammate who’s underage. Oops, Suzie.

Well, if you were able to place a bet at the William Hill Race and Sports Book in Primm that Rougned Odor’s younger brother with the same name would make it to third base with a dude before he did so for a Major League Baseball team, well, congratulations! It’s time to collect.

According to a report from Yahoo! Sports that’s almost as disturbing as images of Hope Solo’s hump hole, Odor was one of eight Rangers prospects questioned by police in the Dominican Republic for a hazing incident at the ball club’s Academy in Boca Chica after a video appeared on Snapchat last month of them “masturbating” an underage teammate.

No, seriously. They apparently did that. From Yahoo! Sports:

While prosecutors in the Dominican Republic have yet to press charges for the alleged assault, they told the court they intend to charge at least four players who held down a teammate and masturbated him, sources told Yahoo Sports.

Among those expected to be charged are the younger brother of Rangers second baseman Rougned Odor, also named Rougned, and Yohel Pozo, a top catching prospect, both 19 years old. The players facing potential charges have been told not to leave the country, according to sources.

Video of the alleged assault, which took place toward the end of October, was captured and posted on Snapchat, according to sources. A 10-second clip of video, obtained by Yahoo Sports, shows the alleged victim in a Rangers shirt and Rangers shorts laying on a bed with his arms held behind his back and his legs pinned down. At least four men are seen in addition to the alleged victim, whose penis is exposed, grabbed and maneuvered underneath a hand towel. All of the men in the video, including the alleged victim, are seen laughing.

The DUD Conclusion

Look, we’re not up to speed with proper etiquette in the Dominican Republic. I mean, that might be how they say hello to each other down there for all we know. But odds are it’s not, and there are going to be serious repercussions for these sick fucks.

And rightfully so, too.

I mean, can you imagine if any of these turds get off (pun intended) light and eventually make it to the show? Imagine being a parent in the stands and having to explain to your children that the dude behind the plate was able to put the whole “jerking off a minor” thing behind him and fulfill his dream of being a Major League catcher. Fuck that, and fuck these guys…

Wait, there’s more: This One Play Pretty Much Sums Up The 2016 Green Bay Packers Season, Which Is Now Over

You have got to see this shit:

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