Ndamukong Suh Wasn’t The Only Dick On Your Television Screen During The 49ers-Dolphins Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Look, when somebody draws a cock on your television screen during an NFL game, we’ve got you covered.

Odds are you missed the 49ers-Dolphins game Sunday afternoon because you were busy doing anything else, but thankfully, DUD reader Brandon in Virginia was too lazy to change the batteries in his remote and got stuck watching it. And thank Christ he did because Fox commentator Chris Spielman decided to draw a big yellow pork sword complete with balls and everything while talking about discipline or some shit:

The quality of that video perfectly illustrates our budget at the DUD these days, so this screen grab will hopefully do a better job of showing you that big yellow pecker:

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Phenomenal. Just phenomenal…

Wait, there’s more: Michigan Fans Seem To Be Handling That Ohio State First Down On 4th And 1 Rather Well

You have got to see this shit:

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