Oakland Pitcher Learns The Hard Way What Happens When People Don’t Do Their Jobs On Labor Day
by Tommy Gimler
As an Oakland A’s ball boy, you have one job: Catch the fucking ball.
This is what happens when you don’t do your job:
— Brian (@URClassless) September 5, 2016
Granted, if the A’s played in something other than an absolute shithole, odds are the bullpens would be where they belong on the other side of the outfield wall. Plus, if the A’s pitcher doesn’t go out and get absolutely housed Sunday night, then odds are he’s not hungover as fuck with a towel soaking up the pure Jack Daniels oozing from his pores, and he’s able to get out of the way before the ball rocks his dome.
Still, if you’re hired for that position and you don’t have a rocking pair of tits, then you need to make that play, son…
You have got to see this shit: