Cubs Fire Second String DJ After The Douche Plays ‘Smack My Bitch Up’ As Aroldis Chapman Leaves The Mound


by Tommy Gimler

I mean, what’s next, using “Two Pina Coladas” for Shin-Soo Choo’s walk-up music? Playing “Rock You Like A Hurricane” during Saints pregame drills a week or two after the next time New Orleans gets ravaged by a hurricane?

Things got uglier than Clint Howard for the Cubs late in Sunday night’s loss to the Cardinals at Wrigley Field, as not only did the Redbirds put up five in the eighth for the comeback victory, but the shitdick in charge of the tunes also thought it would be cute if he played Prodigy’s “Smack My Bitch Up” after Cubs closer Aroldis Chapman retired all three batters he faced.

It was not, and the Cubs told him to take a fucking hike afterward.

Of course, Chapman was suspended 30 games this year despite no charges being filed after an “alleged domestic-violence incident in which Chapman was accused of choking his girlfriend and firing eight bullets in his garage.” So yeah, perhaps other than the Britney Spears classic “Hit Me Baby One More Time,” Prodigy’s “Smack My Bitch Up” should have been the last song this douche cued up.

And to think, he probably could have gotten away with playing Jane’s Addiction’s “Been Caught Stealing” every time Cardinals turd pitcher Mike Leake walked out to the mound for some warmup throws. Hell, he probably would have been hailed as a hero in that town for it.

But yeah, he’s obviously not that brilliant…

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