Butt, Fuchs Lead Germany To 6-2 Olympic Field Hockey Victory Over Canada

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by Frank Rhombus

Unless you’re from Canada or Germany, odds are you missed Germany’s triumph over the Canucks in some Group B field hockey action at the Rio Olympics Saturday afternoon because you were busy doing anything else.

But that means you missed Linus Butt score a goal to put the Germans up 4-1 going into the locker room at halftime, where he and his fellow German teammates like Florian Fuchs had to be feeling pretty good about their chances of winning the game.

Well, that was indeed the case, as when the dust had settled, Germany had administered a 6-2 ass pounding on the Canadians. And hey, speaking of ass poundings:


Of course, it would have been just as funny if Fuchs would have been to the left of Butt, as it would have spelled out George Clooney’s signature move…

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You have got to see this shit:

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