Christian Yelich Felt The Need To Deny It Was Him In The Video Of A Guy Eating Ass (NSFW)

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by Frank Rhombus

Yeah, we had to wait until midnight on the East Coast to post this shit.

According to the gang at Deadspin, Miami Marlins stud outfielder Christian Yelich may or may not have been the man in a proper ass-eating video posted to Twitter several days ago. Still, Yelich thought enough people had seen the video that he issued a firm denial on Twitter yesterday. He then felt it was necessary to delete that denial.

Here’s what used to be on Yelich’s Twitter page:

A false and defamatory video was tweeted about me the past 24hrs. It is 100% not me in the video. My attorneys are looking into it

And here’s that video:

Well, I think it’s safe to say she showered before crawling into bed. Either that or he has no sense of smell. Or maybe she just tastes like Fruit Roll-Ups.

Look, is that a video of Christian Yelich nose deep in some broad’s balloon knot? Maybe. But hell, maybe not. More importantly, who gives a shit? The only thing that matters is that the dude is fucking raking this year. He’s currently hitting .318 with 51 RBI and a fake tits-awesome OBP of .396, so if a faceful of taint on a regular basis is what he needs to do that, then so be it.

And if not? Hey, look on the bright side, Christian. At least now people know who in the fuck you are…

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You have got to see this shit:

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