What Should They Name The New Las Vegas NHL Team?
by Frank Rhombus
Las Vegas is getting an NHL franchise, kids. That means you can add another item to the list of things you’ll miss out on while you’re busy getting fucked over by an Asian dealer at the blackjack table.
According to Deadspin, the odds-on favorite in terms of a team name is the Black Knights, which would be a shame because it’s pure fucking garbage. I mean, when I think of Vegas, hookers, blow, rub n’ tugs, leather-faced 75-year-old broads smoking in front of Willy Wonka slot machines while they lean against their oxygen tanks, bums, tits, prime rib that probably came from a horse, and Carrot Top are the first things that come to mind.
So, what do you think? If you had the opportunity to name the Las Vegas NHL franchise that will begin play in 2017, what would you name it? Answer our latest DUD poll, you dirty pirate hookers…
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