The NBA Playoffs Have Evolved Into Nothing More Than Kicking And Hitting Guys In Their Cock And Balls

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by Frank Rhombus

Game 1 of the 2015-16 NBA Finals set a record with almost 16 million viewers tuning in to watch Steph Curry and the gang curb stomp LeBron and company last night.

Seemingly more fixed than ever, it got us wondering why people are still wasting their time watching this shit. And then it hit us: Nut shots.

Nobody enjoys watching a grown man take a shot to the grapes more than this guy, and after seeing a clip of Matty Dellavedova hammer Andre Iguodala in his stick and stones last night, I finally got why people are still gathering around the tube to watch this garbage. I mean, just watch the anguish on the face of Iguodala after Dellavedova hits him in the nards:

Hysterical.

Now, if there is one fan base who needs to give it a rest about this being an intentional pole poke, it’s the one following the team that currently calls the shithole of Oakland home. Oh, Oakland: The land of high crime, unemployment, and now kicks to the giblets. I mean, how soon we forget that this was going down in the Western Conference Finals in what seems like months ago because these clowns play a postseason game once every 12 days:

Hysterical.

And hell, Green even tried doing it again last night to Kyrie Irving:

So, yeah. We finally get why people are still watching the NBA Finals: Nut shots. Oh, and the chance to see one of Oakland’s finest check out a smoking hottie’s poop chute on live TV:

Hysterical…

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