An Absolute Pile Of Shit Cavs Fan Literally Ate Shit At Their Championship Parade

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by Frank Rhombus

This is why we can’t have nice things.

Unless you raped and murdered somebody last night, odds are this guy is more of a worthless sack of fuck than you are. I mean, if you’re wondering why LeBron James is rumored to want out of Cleveland every offseason, an “adult” male picking up horse shit following the Cavs championship parade Wednesday afternoon and…wait for it…eating it should do the trick. You know, and what the hell, why not a second helping while you’re at it, right, bro?

Who knows? Maybe eating horse shit is a lot like getting into a cold pool, as after the initial shock, it’s all smooth sailing from there on out. But to be honest, should we even know if that’s the case or care if it does for that matter?

I mean, for fuck’s sake, people: This is supposedly a human being eating shit that came out of a horse’s asshole.

Look, the Greater Cleveland area is home to more than two million assholes. It wouldn’t hurt their cause if there was one fewer walking around today, so let’s hope for the sake of everybody else on this planet, this guy made a right at the next intersection and got smoked by a dump truck. Plus, odds are if that actually happened, then Trump would have lost a vote in the process…

Wait, there’s more: Is This The Name Of A Minor League Baseball Team Or An Urban Dictionary Sex Move?

You have got to see this shit:

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