Georgia’s Athletic Director Apologized For Giving Ludacris A Box Of Magnums When He Performed At The Spring Game

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by Frank Rhombus

And the pussification of America continues.

It’s 2016, boys and girls, and that means that we now apologize after asking a woman for her phone number, making fun of fat fucks who stopped giving a shit about themselves long before they ate their way to the wrong side of 250, and cracking a joke that everybody thought was hysterical except for two prissy fucktards on Twitter living in their grandmas’ basements.

Oh, and of course, after you give Ludacris a box of Trojan Magnums because that’s what he asked for in his rider that was attached to his performance at the University of Georgia football team’s spring game this year.

That’s exactly what AD Greg McGarity did yesterday at a meeting with the UGA athletics board of directors:

“I do want to take this opportunity to apologize to our board for mistakes we made with certain aspects of the details of an entertainment agreement,” McGarity said. “Few things in my professional life have bothered me more than this situation. There are no reruns in life so we need to turn the page, learn from our mistakes and do everything we can to make sure errors of this nature do not reoccur.”

That has bothered him more than most other things in his professional life? A box of gigantic rubbers for a rapper ready to take your campus to pound town? Geez. Art Briles and company at Baylor wish that was at the top of their list. And hell, you should be thrilled Ludacris asked for some kind of protection in the first place instead of going bareback with one of the bases of the cheerleading pyramid.

Here’s the rest of what Ludacris “needed” before he could perform 13 minutes of a scheduled 15-minute performance:

ludacris rider 1

ludacris rider 2

Two cases of Lemon Lime Gatorade? Hell, give me fifty bucks on Ludacris getting diabetes before the age of 50. And the most embarrassing part of this rider being made public? You guessed it: Ludacris uses a woman’s deodorant…

Wait, there’s more: University of Georgia Catcher Is A Real-Life Rube Baker

You have got to see this shit:

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