Atlanta’s Kent Bazemore Falling Asleep During Last Night’s Ass Pounding Pretty Much Sums Up The NBA Playoffs This Year


by Tommy Gimler

Believe it or not, the city of Atlanta still has a professional basketball team, and they were pure dog shit last night.

Thanks to an NBA-record 25 three-pointers, the Cleveland Cavaliers curb stomped the Atlanta Hawks last night 123-98 to take a 2-0 lead in their Eastern Conference semifinals series. Although to be honest, that final score didn’t properly reflect just how much of a blowout the “contest” really was.

But Kent Bazemore falling asleep on the Hawks bench with less than one minute to play in the third quarter and his team down 38 points sure as shit did:

Unless you’re a fantasy dork, odds are that before last night, you best recognized Kent Bazemore from the phrase, “Who the fuck is Kent Bazemore?” Well, now we’ll forever know him as the bro who found a way to catch some shuteye in the middle of an NBA playoff game, which come to think of it, perfectly sums up this year’s NBA playoffs.

Between pig shit awful officiating and matchups like San Antonio-Memphis and Indiana-Toronto, the NBA postseason has been about as entertaining as listening to my grandpa talk about his potato garden. I mean, it’s gotten so bad that I’ve actually uttered the words, “Sure, babe. You can turn on Mr. Selfridge.” Twice…

Wait, there’s more: Tim Donaghy Says 100 Percent Of NBA Officials Gamble

You have got to see this shit:

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